Christchurch (Draft)

So there Wolf and me where walking down what I think was Ricoton road or somewhere close to it? Heading to stay with our brother Josiah. We started looking around trying to find his street number. It turned out we didn't need it as right on one of the driveways was a knocked over letterbox and next to it a massive penis drawn right onto the concert driveway, we knew it had to be his place.

Jizzy was sitting inside and heard us coming from a mile away, I guess there's only two people in the world that laugh like we do. He stepped outside to greet us and it was just like old times straight into banter and then straight into his kitchen to scheme some food.. To bad there was none of Jenny's (His mums) Home made bread.

Josiah's house was a full on man cave, complete with a little pond inside the house, on the carpet next to the front door. It wasn't hard to tell that this house had seen better days. To add to it they owned a heat pump at one stage, to bad the remote was broken!! Have you ever see that ad were people turn off the lights, tv or appliances and money poops out to reward them? Well believe it or not, but Josiah threw that heat pump remote at the wall and right there from within  its shattering components pooped out $3,000 in cash money! Just how utterly amazing must it have been, and totally worth freezing throughout the entire winter.


Its sad to say a lot of our time down in Christchurch was actually spent being zombies, nerding out, playing mindcraft, which I've sworn to never play again. However when we weren't playing video games we did get out for some pretty wild nights.

Unfortunately we ended up getting really sick and mixed with those crazy nights a lot of other people must have also become really sick, oops our bad!!!

As we recovered the days ticked by and weather started to get colder.

I had just gotten over most of my cold, when we decided we best try and make it to Picton within the next 4 days, as a huge cold front was coming through and with it snow and other nasty s, if we didn't leave it would have been two weeks before another clearing. Wolf was still in a pretty run down state but we peddled on none the less.